• Go Screw Yourself, Blender •

When I first saw this, I suspected right away that it was a real cover with a fake photograph being published. Looking in closer, as you can see on a larger image on BreatheHeavy.com, the bottom left-hand corner reads:

"This cover image is a composite photo. Britney did not pose for the picture. That, sadly is not her body."

I would have never guessed that a such well-established magazine like Blender would ever put this out on stands. I am not even going to comment on the article included.

It looks like everyone's trying to cash in on Britney.

Show me I'm wrong, Rolling Stone. Please do so.

- Kyle